[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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i love reading ”’tween”’ magazines purely because of the section where they send in their embarrassing moments.
i was in a restaurant and i saw my crush who was looking like a total hottie but then i slipped and fell into his lap omg! blush! soooo cringey! - Sally, 13
and i’m like,
OH SALLY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE!
Oh my god hahahahahaha
Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
maybeindistance: elliemae: omfg Ahahahahaha amazing
Haha this is actually genius!
It would appear
I have a second job for the summer!
Ker-ching
